A
man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day And the man looks over
at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I
bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape And measured the grill and
then went over to Where his wife was working And measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, The husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes
some advances towards his wife Who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
For one little weenie ?"
