A guy had a small penis that he's always conscious of and he had
a sneaky belief that he doesn't fully satisfy his wife so one day he visited
'BIG Joe' who had he reputation of having the biggest penis in town, “Say, Joe,
I have problem I think you can solve,"
What's that, Billy? Billy explained, “well, Billy, I will tell you my
secret...every night before bed I will knock my penis three times on the bed
post, and that will guarantee you it will grow an inch in a week"
Excited now Billy said he would try it that night. So that night when his wife
was asleep, Bill knocked his penis three times on the bedpost. The wife sprung
up and said, “Is that you BIG JOE?"