Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set
their new
wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Penn. And bragged that he had told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third
day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from West Virginia . He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her his
house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed.
And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see
anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day
some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!
Got to love Texas Women!
