A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked
why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a
Father." The little boy
replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest
looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy
said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't
wear his collar that way." The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the
Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then lean ed over and
said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
