A couple is getting ready for bed. After being in bed for a
while the husband gets up again, goes to the bathroom, and comes back with a
glass of water and two aspirins. He
gives the water and the aspirins to his wife; surprised she asks: “What are
those for?”
The husband says, “They are for you.” His wife says, “Why”? I don’t have a
headache.”
The husband turns to her and says, “Gotcha!”
