- A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While
- playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
- Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company
and makes me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really
happy with the TV as my boyfriend.
- Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he
hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
- The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
- The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin'
her boyfriend."
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- The minister fainted.
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