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Thanks to
RalfN for this joke.
It was a lovely spring wedding
He was Catholic. She was not.
After the reception they retired to their hotel room.
She changed in the bathroom into her new, lacy nightgown and robe, came out and
sat on the bed waiting for him.
He went into the bathroom to change and came out in his new pajamas and
bathrobe.
He knelt at the foot of the bed and said his prayers.
He then came around and gave his bride a chaste kiss on the cheek, then he
turned around and went to the couch to lie down.
She patted the bed beside her and asked "Darling, why don't you come and lie
down here beside me?"
He said, "I'm sorry dear. I can't. It's Lent"
She said, "It's what?"
He said "It's Lent".
She cried with anguish "To whom and for how long?"
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