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Thanks to JimM for this joke.
A man walks into
a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display,
and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly
replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see,"
replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over
the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this
package?" The dad replies,
"Those are for
high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!"
says the boy.
He notices a 6
pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." The dad
answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!"
exclaimed the boy,
"Then who uses
THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are
for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........" A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
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