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Thanks to JimM for this joke.
"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever
cheated on me?" says Jack. "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question
now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want to know.
Please." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times." "Three? When were they?" "Well, Jack, remember when you were 35
years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank
would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over
to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect
you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was
number 2?" "Well, Jack, remember when you had that
last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no
surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to
do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you
should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful
wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more
moved. When was number 3?" "Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when
you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"
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