While attending a marriage seminar on
communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important
to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Wally leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury
All-Purpose, isn't it?" And thus began Wally's life of celibacy.
