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Thanks to TJ for sharing
this joke.
A law enforcement officer stops a car for
traveling faster than the
posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides togive
the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he
used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a
nutcase on his hands, but plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me, I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the
time. So I stayed to myself. Dingaling I studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I
was Fred Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to
school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got
my
degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I
started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred
Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was
Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA
taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred
Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing so hard, and tore up the Warning
ticket.
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