Thanks to JohnnyL for sharing  this joke.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied," He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100
years old  having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
 advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and
slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the darn ice
cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today

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