Melvin goes to confession saying, "Bless me,
Father, for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," Melvin replied.
"Tell me about it," the priest said.
Melvin then related his story, "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS.
Yesterday I was making a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I
rang the bell, the door opened and there stood the most
beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like
emeralds. She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect
figure. And, she asked seductively if I would like to come inside."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house, but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied
the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in
heaven, my son."
&nbs! p;
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" Melvin
asked.
After some thought, the priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be
appropriate, . . . you dumb ass."
