Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde
waitress walked into the bar.
"It was awful," she explained. "I was walking down Elm
street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown
from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street.
His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was
blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course.
"What did you do?" asked the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep
from fainting!"
