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Little Martin is six years old. One day while he was pestering
his mother, she said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch the
construction workers building the house, maybe you will learn something." Martin
was gone about two hours. When he came home his mother asked
him what he had learned, Martin replied..."Well first you put the goddamn door
up. Then the son of a bitch doesn't fit, so you have to take the cocksucker
down. Then you have to shave a cunt hair off each side and put the motherfucker
back up."Martin's mother said, "You just wait till your father gets home!" When
Martin's father got home the mother asked him to ask Martin what he had learned
that day. When Martin told him the whole story, dad said, "Martin, go outside
and get me a switch." Martin replied, "Fuck you,
that's the Electrician's job"
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