Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than
your spouse.
2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids.
3.---You're been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league" bowls on a different night.
5.---Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
6.---You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7..---Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."
8.---You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9.---Your junior prom had a daycare.
10.---You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
