Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
Little Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned
in Sunday School.
"Well, mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind
enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out
of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers
build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across
safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters
for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge
and saved the Israelites."
"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?"
his mother asked.
"Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did,
you'd never believe it."
