I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career
woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted
with me, which made me feel quite uncomfortable.
One day mother-in-law called me and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone when I arrived. As we looked
at the invitations, she rubbed her breasts into me so enticingly. I could
not help but notice through her sheer blouse that she was wearing no bra.
Her breasts were magnificent, to say the least. She whispered to me, that
soon I was going to be married, and that she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome. She went on to indicate that before I got
married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to
me just once. She pointed out that no one would be home for at least three
hours. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, I'll go upstairs to the bedroom, and if you are up for it,
just come and get me. I stood there for a moment, watching her go up the
stairs in her formfitting miniskirt. I then turned around and went to the
front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes. He
hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our
little test we couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
Moral of the story - ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!!!!
