Thanks to AuldonT for sharing this joke with us.
A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands right next to the barber chair, eating a muffin while her dad gets his haircut. As he clips away, the barber smiles down at her and says,
"Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits, too."
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