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Thanks to Vemon for sharing this joke with us.
- There were 3 guys that wanted to marry the same girl so they all had a
24hr contest to see who could bring back the most ping pong balls. the
first guy came back in the first hour with 1 truck load. the second came
back with 2 truck loads. The 3rd guy did not come back until the 23rd hour,
and when he did he was bloody and only had one sac of ping pong balls.
So they asked him why are you all bloody and why did it take you so long to
get 1 sac of ping pong balls?
- He replied PING PONG BALLS?! But I thought you said KING KONG'S BALLS?!
There were 2 doctors one was a rookie the other a veteran. The
rookie had a patient in a coma. The veteran said to the rookie "Fuck that
bitch" the rookie replied "What"? The veteran said go ahead I do it all the time
with patients in a coma. The rookie said no, the veteran called him a bitch and
left. Then the rookie started to have second thoughts and said to himself "this
would be different." so he did it to his patient that was in a coma and
left. Later on that day he saw the veteran and told him what he did. The veteran
asked him how did he feel rookie said "much better."
THE BAD THING ABOUT ALL OF THIS WAS THAT BOTH OF THE DOCTORS WORKED AT A
VETERINARIAN HOSPITAL!
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