Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
A woman was helping her
computer-illiterate husband set up
his computer,and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would
now need to choose and enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he
would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly
obvious to his wife that he was keying in, "p..e..n..i..s."
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: