A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for
his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come
on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has
done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the
corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race
you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over
the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man.
So, just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes
off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running
after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young
rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old
rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and
says, "Darnit... third gay rooster I bought this month."
