Eskimosjokes

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit
and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin
to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After
a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Mildred and
asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?" and he replies SEX!!!"
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I
held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held
it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips his trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree
to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and
talk and Mildred would hold Howard's manhood.
Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting
place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make sure that
he was OK. She walked around the senior citizen home where she
found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel,
who was holding Howard's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
have that I don't have?"
Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."