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Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us. A blonde walks into a shoe store and finds a pair of shoes she
likes, she then asks the sales man what they are made of and the sales man says
"they are made out of alligator", then proceeds to tell her that they cost
$300.00. The blonde then says no way am I paying that much for these shoes, I’ll
go and get my own. She then goes home, grabs a gun, and heads out to the swamp;
she sees an alligator stick his head up out of the water and she shoots it. She
then wrestles the alligator onto shore and drags him up next to five others,
flips him over and says god dam nit, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either.
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