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Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
A woman walks into the
bar at the top of the local Marriott and
sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She sits down, orders a glass of wine, and trying to start a conversation, asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says. Thinking the guy is a little crazy, she takes her drink and walks around the bar to see who else is there. Realizing that there's no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?' Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window. The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." So the guy takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window again, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window. Amazed, the woman tells him she too wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her on of what I'm having." The woman gets her beer, takes a gulp, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, You're a real ASS HOLE when you're drunk."
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