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  Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this video with us.

I recently picked a new primary care physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said
I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?"

"Oh no, I quit about 5 years ago."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
bar-b-qued ribs?"

I said, "No, I've read where red meat is unhealthy."

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf?" he asked.

"No, I don't," I said.

He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool
around with sexy women?"

"No," I said, "I've sorta given that up, too."

He look at me and said,
 
"Then why in hell do you want to live to be 80?"

 

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