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Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this video with us.
I recently picked a new
primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said
I was doing "fairly
well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?" "Oh no, I quit about 5 years ago." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
bar-b-qued ribs?"
I said, "No, I've read where red meat is unhealthy." "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf?" he asked.
"No, I don't," I said. He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool
around with sexy women?"
"No," I said, "I've sorta given that up, too." He look at me and said,
"Then why in hell do you
want to live to be 80?"
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