Thanks to DiamondDeb for sharing this joke with us.
Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is
attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of
the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking the dog's
neck. A reporter who was walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy!
"Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Niners' fan," the boy replied.
"Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts
again.
"I'm not a Raiders' fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys' fan."
The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard
kills family pet."
