Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
In a crowded city at a busy
bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a
bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step
of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough
slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she
couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little
smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again
was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare
you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but
after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
