Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the
house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit
some more. He would never do those little household repairs that most husbands
take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit.
One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly,
"Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?"
Her husband snarled, "What do I look like? The Tidy-Bowl man?" and sat down on
the sofa.
The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn't work. When her husband got home she
said, very nicely, "Honey, the disposal won't work. Would you try to fix it for
me?"
Once again, he growled, "What do I look? Mr. Plumber?"
The next day, the washing machine was on the blink. When her husband got home,
she steeled her courage and said, "Honey, the washer isn't running. Would you
check on it?"
And again she was met with a snarl, "What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?"
Finally, she had had enough. The next morning, the woman called three repairmen
to fix the toilet, the garbage disposal, and the washer.
When her husband got home, she said, "Honey, I had the repairmen out today."
He frowned, "Well, how much is that going to cost?"
"Well, honey, they all said I could pay them by baking them a cake or having sex
with them."
"Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?"
She smiled. "What do I look like, BETTY CROCKER?"
