Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin
Laden found a beautiful old bottle in the sand and
picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the
bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you
one wish?" "You ignorant, unworthy
daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't
need any common woman giving me anything!" barked Bin
Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a
wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and
said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the
morning, so just do it and be off with you !"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. The next morning, Bin
Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis
was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good.
