Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this joke with us.
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several
months.
The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, which
provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the
top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.
One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree,"Wow! I can't believe
my eyes! I don't believe this is true!" The lawyer on the ground was
skeptical and said,"I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right
now."
So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend
that he had just seen a beautiful, naked, blonde woman floating face
up headed toward their island.
The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost
his mind. But, within a few minutes up to the beach floated a beautiful,
naked, blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious.
The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other,"You know,
we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been a
long time...do you think we should, you know, screw her?"
The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and said....
"Out of what?"
