A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because
she
can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he
can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon
around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable
to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet
and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully
around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from
being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into
bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The
woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So
she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue
ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps
soundly.
He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles
into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the
toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very
confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom,
he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's
testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I
don't know where we were, or what we did, but, by God,
we took first and second place!"
