A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a
while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey,you wanna hear a
blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In
a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things
.....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and
declares, "Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."
