An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all
play- ing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and
as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and
reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well,
you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any" she replied.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear".
Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows
up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman. Y've no knickers-why
the blazes not!?" She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He
reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's 20 pounds, go
and buy yourself some underwear!".
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her
head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have no
knickers?"
She too explains,"You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able to
afford any".
The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's a
comb. Tidy yourself up a bit......."
