A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she
calls home and a strange woman answers.
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
The wife is fuming. She says to the maid..."Listen, would you like to make
$50,000?
Maid: Doing what?
Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's
with.
The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and the gunshots, then
more footsteps.
Maid: What do I do with the bodies?
Wife: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
Maid: But there's no pool here.