When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So, I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate
girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama
queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So, I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 28, I found a very
stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got
excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl
with some excitement.
When I was 35, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So, I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 42, I found
a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married
her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now 52 and am looking for a girl with really big tits.
