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Thanks to GalyeD for sharing this joke with us.
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to
take-off when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The
dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog
when the second man explains that they work for the airline.
The dog handler says to the first man, "Don't mind
Rover, he is a sniffer dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get
airborne and I set him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the
handler says to the first man, "Watch this."
He tells the dog, "Rover, search."
The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits
next to a woman for a few seconds, it then returns to its seat and puts one
paw on the handler's arm.
He says, "Good boy", and turns to the first man
and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of
this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles.
The dog sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its
seat and places both paws on the handler's arm.
He says, "Good boy", and turns to the first man
and says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of this,
and the seat number."
"That's marvelous, I've never seen anything like
it!" says the first man.
Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles.
He goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone, and
then comes racing back and jumps up onto the seat and poops all over the
place.
The first man is surprised and disgusted by this,
and asks "What the bloody hell is going on?"
The handler replies, "He's just found a bomb!"
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