Ole and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding that he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he repliedas he reached into his tackle
box and pulled out a BIC lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "vhere did yew get dat monster?!"
"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."
"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.
"Ya, shure, right here in my tackle box," says Ole.
"Could I see him?"
So Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops a genie.
Sven says, adressing the genie, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master.
Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes I will" says the genie.
So Sven asks for a million bucks.
The genie disappears back into the tackle box, leaving Sven sitting there,
waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks,
flying overhead.
Sven yells at Ole, "I asked for a million BUCKS, not Ducks!"
Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do you
really think I asked for a 10-inch BIC?"
Ole and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding that he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he repliedas he reached into his tackle
box and pulled out a BIC lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "vhere did yew get dat monster?!"
"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."
"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.
"Ya, shure, right here in my tackle box," says Ole.
"Could I see him?"
So Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops a genie.
Sven says, adressing the genie, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master.
Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes I will" says the genie.
So Sven asks for a million bucks.
The genie disappears back into the tackle box, leaving Sven sitting there,
waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks,
flying overhead.
Sven yells at Ole, "I asked for a million BUCKS, not Ducks!"
Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do you
really think I asked for a 10-inch BIC?"
