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Boudreaux been fishin down by de bayou all de day and he done
run outa night crawlers. He be bout redeye to leave when he seed a
snake wit a toad frog in hits mouth. He knowed that dem big bass fish

likes toad frogs so he dun decided to steal that froggie. That
snake, hit be a cottn mouthed water moccasin so'd he have to be
real carefull like or he'd git bit.

He snuk up behind de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. That
ole snake di'nt lik hit one bit. He commemced to squirm'n an
wrapped itself around Boudreaux's arm try'n to get free, but Boudreaux,
him had a real good grip on his haid, yea.

Well Boudreaux pried hit's mouth open and got de frog and put's
it in his bait can. Now Boudreaux knows that he cain't let go of
de snake or hit's goin' ta bite him good, but he had a plan.

He reached into de back pocket of'n his bib over-hauls and
pulls out a pint o' moonshine likker. He pours a couple of draps inta de
snakes mouth.

Well that snake's eyeballs roll back in hits head and hits body
goes limp. Wit dat Boudreau toss's duh snake inta da crick then he
goes back tuh fish'n.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumptin tapp'n on his barefoot
toe. Well, he slowly look down and dare be dat water mocassin, and
he gat two toad frogs in his mouth.

 

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