Thanks to JRMercer for sharing this
jokes with us.
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her
business
has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so
desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to
pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I
don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me
win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and she does not win.
Brandi again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car."
Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... " Dear Lord, why have you
forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My children are
starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have always been a good
servant to you. PLEEEEASE, just let me win the lotto this one time so I
can
get my life back in order." Suddenly, there is a blinding
flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the
voice of God himself... "Brandi, work with me on this.
Buy a ticket."
