Thanks to pat & Sue for sharing this
jokes with us.
A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear
for a min> > traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited
hour after endless
hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the
afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be
adjourned for the next day and he would have to return the next day.
"What for?" he snapped at the judge. His Honor, equally irked by a
tedious day and sharp query roared, "Twenty
dollars, contempt of court. That's why!" Then noticing the man
checking his wallet, the judge relented. "That's all right. You don't
have to pay now."
The young man replied, I am just seeing if I have enough for two more
words."
