Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.
"Sid," asked
Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into
the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No
Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Al asked.
"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the
kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews
In China. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there
are no
Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have
orange
Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of
Chinese Jews!"
