Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this
jokes with us.
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
play
together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a
bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back
to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched
for the farmer but to no avail,for he had
gone to town with the only tractor. Running around,the chicken spied
the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrived in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of
the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with
the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the
chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse,
and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between
the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later,
the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried
out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he
would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!
