A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in,
he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the
seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said,
"Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in
Chicago." He swallowed hard. She was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded.
"I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."
"Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth
is that the French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Jewish descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all
categories is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know
your
name." "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba".
