Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were talking over a  picnic lunch.  Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest
 mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a  lot."  Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how can I be sure?" Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!" 
Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."  Hercules says "Great,  Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."  Quasimodo gets up to leave and  says "See you tomorrow. Boy, I'm going to find out for certain that I'm the ugliest."  The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the  strongest."  Snow White says, "So did  I, and I am truly the fairest."  Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the  table and says, "Who the hell is Janet Reno."