Thanks JR Mercer to for sharing this
jokes with us.
There was an old guy wandering around the supermarket calling
out,
"Crisco, Crissscccoooo!"
Finally a store clerk approached. "Sir, the Crisco is in aisle
five."
"Oh," replied the old gentleman, "I'm not looking for cooking
Crisco,
I am calling my wife."
"Your wife is named "Crisco?"
"Nah," he answered, "I only call her that when we're out in
public."
"Oh? What do you call her when your at home?"
"Lard ass."
