Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this
jokes with us.
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on
television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their
TV set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they
wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to
the TV, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic
shoulder that was causing her to have
great pain. Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the
set and his left hand on his crotch. Grandma scowled at him and said, "I
guess you just don't get it. The purpose of this is to heal the sick, not to
raise the dead!"
