Thanks to Pat & Sue for sharing this
jokes with us.
An Irishman moves to the USA & finally attends his
first baseball game.
The first batter approached the batters' box, took a few swings and
then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run",
"Run".
The next batter hit a single & the Irishman listened as the crowd again
cheered "RUN, RUN".
The Irishman enjoyed the game & began screaming with the fans.
The fifth batter came up and four balls went by.
The umpire called "walk" and the batter started his slow trot to
first base. The Irishman stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye bastard,
run!"
The people around him began laughing.
Embarrassed, the Irishman sat back down.
A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment, leaned over and explained
He can't run - he's got four balls.
The Irishman stood up, took a long breath and screamed "Walk with pride,
lad!"
