Thanks to Diamond Deb for sharing this
jokes with us.
Barbara and the Indians
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why
the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.
So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress and his reply was: "Me have only one squaw, me only have one feather."
Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Ugh, me have two feathers
because me sleep with two squaw."
Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief.
Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to say
amused Ms.Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em all."
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake."
Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style...me sleep
with em all."
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear."
The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."
