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| | Thanks to Diamond Deb for sharing this
jokes with us.
- A man takes
his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
- alley
that had all of the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his
- sign
stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
- The wife
turns to her husband and says,
"He mated 50 times in a year,
- you
could learn from him."
- They
proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull
mated 65
- times
last year."
- The wife
turns to her husband and says,
"This one mated 65 times last
- year.
That is over 5 times a month. You
can learn from this one, also."
- They
proceeded to the last bull and his
sign said: "This bull mated 365
- times
last year."
- The
wife's mouth drops open and
says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last
- year.
That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could
really learn from this one."
- The man
turns to his wife and says,
"Go up and ask if it was 365 times
- with the
same cow."
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